10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes