10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.