10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.