10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"