10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.