10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim