10 Random Poker Quotes

I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
Why not, when some because there are three.
Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
"If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
"Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A