10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.