10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom