10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.