10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.