10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim