10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.