10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.