10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "No river, no fish."
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester