10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)