10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.