10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---