10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio