10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.