10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.