10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer