10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.  
 - Fold and live to fold again
 - Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
 - The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
 - This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
 - "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
 - "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
 - "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
 - If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
 - Poker - love the pain or play checkers.  
- MoeSyzslak