10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim