10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "No river, no fish."
• Fold and live to fold again
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event