10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is for loners.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• im going to 2 out you to death