10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm