10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.