10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers