10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz