10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword