10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth