10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• It's Free To Fold...
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson