10 Random Poker Quotes

• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.