10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth