10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson