10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.