10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.