10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.