10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright