10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer