10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Poker is for loners.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.