10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword