10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."