10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm