10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.