10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die