10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow