10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak