10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike